I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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