Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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