Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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