too bad you live with your parents still
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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