Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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