party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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