Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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