Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
