Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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