Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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