Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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