WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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