The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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