based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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