Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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