weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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