No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wish you could order shots online.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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