i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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