Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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