We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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