just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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