Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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