i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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