She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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