Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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