i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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