You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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