Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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