Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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