Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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