I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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