I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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