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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

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• (714): View more from California

  he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  And the cops told us we were all naked.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye

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• (903): View more from Texas

  As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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  I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place

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• (530): View more from California

  Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us

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  Um. We all know how I feel about sea life

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality

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• (805): View more from California

  We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

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