Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky