she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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