Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Randomize
