and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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