Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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