you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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