Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
