There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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