She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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