So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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