why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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