I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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