Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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