You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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