just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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