Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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