Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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