it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What a dumb baby whore.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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