thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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