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were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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